48 hours ago Jason Mesnick was America’s favorite bachelor, but he went from hero to zero in one hour last night on ABC’s The Bachelor, and I just wouldn’t be doing my hob (hobby job) if I didn’t call him out for being such a DOUCHEBAG.
There is absolutely NO excuse for the maneuver this fickle [...]
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Who am I...? Shit. Wow...Okay...I’m a USC graduate, originally from Michigan which is “somewhere in the middle”. I’m now living the “dream” in Los Angeles as a Screenwriter. I write comedy. My therapist says I arm myself with a wicked sense of humor for the sole purpose of avoiding true human connection… I think I just like to make people laugh. I pretend to read the New York Times, but I’m really only reading the captions which do a great job of summarizing the bullshit. I like to have to have my cake and eat it too. I'm not a morning person, but it's my favorite time of day. I don’t have pets because I am still concentrating on being able to feed, bathe and exercise myself. When I accomplish that, I’ll think about getting a dog. I love my family and enjoy rainy days and I had to look up the correct spelling of “exercise” while writing this bio. It’s nice to meet all of you…
